Luna here, with a couple things.
First off, I'm not sure which bothers me more, the fact that there is a Guinness World Record for the world's longest cat, or that I'll never qualify. But it must really bug the previous record holder that Stewie is a whole 1/2 inch longer then him (or her, the article really doesn't say).
Second, we might need some purrrss for Ozzie. He was an adopted stray, and every month or two, he just disappears for a couple days. We think he takes off to visit some old friends, or something.
Anyway, he has been gone a little longer than usual this time, and we're starting to worry that he got himself into trouble somewhere. The Food Source has gone out looking for him a time or two without finding anything, either positive or negative.
So if you could kinda remind him he has a nice place already, and he really should get his tail back where he belongs, we would appreciate it.